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12 Inch Pianist
Friday, May 14, 2010 || 4:09 PM
Few nights ago, while on the phone with a friend, he shared with me a mad hilarious joke... according to him, it was an old FHM joke...
Seriously, i could still laugh after days...
So, it goes like this... :)
The story about a 12 inch pianist
One day, a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano.
Stunned ;- the man asked the bartender where he got the person.
The bartender was slightly annoyed and replied "If you go into the closet there will a genie that will grant one wish."
Excitedly, the man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said their was a genie. The man wished for 1 million bucks, and the genie nodded.
So within the next few seconds, the whole bar was filled with 1 million ducks!!!
Infuriated, the man stormed to the bartender and screamed "I asked your fucking genie for 1 million bucks but i got 1 million ducks!!!"
"No duh", replied the bartender, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch PIANIST??!"
*Just For Laughs* !!!
xoxo
